Plastered
heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
rick couldn’t handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.
being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.
person 1. ey buudy i f-ckn luv u man….
person 2. but bud… u dont even relly kno me…
person 1. im gonna puke….
person 2. wait fer me man….
both: sh-t guy, wer f-ckin plastered.
drunk: when you drink a sh-tload of booze
that chick was so plastered.
when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling
man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe
where a guy’s b-lls are so sweaty, that his sack is “plastered” to his legs. having ones b-lls “plastered” usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or p-sses.
“dude, it’s like a d-mn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered.”
“want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?
a sincere and beautiful girl, who has found love. usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. this person will never leave the person they love.
that girl is so plastered for him
when ur f-cking crunked way too drunk to stand up straight ..hectik time
man kyle is a p-ss- he was plastered after only 5 shotz
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