plastic empty head
term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. the combination of echoing empty sp-ce and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
i tell you, this illinois lottery result proves that obama is the antichrist. you’re wasting your time arguing with me, i have a plastic empty head.
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