plating
a s-xual act wherein one partner lies face up on the floor with a plate of gl-ss over their face, and the other sh-ts on the gl-ss.
paper plate option
step 1 for plating option
take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. apply a screen to the holes. use a co-rs- screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
step 2
wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. you will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. a mouth hole is optional. now put on a pair of goggles.
step 3
find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
step 4
hold the paper plate on each side and watch for -n-l expansion. the googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
if you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
the act of a s-xual partner placing a clear gl-ss kitchen plate over their partner’s face and defecating on the plate.
i was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my -sshole.
when you place a plate on your partners chest and take a huge dump on it.
jake…..how come evrytime i tell a guy they can stick it anywhere they want,they always stick it in my -ss?
ew…thats way too much information
no,way too much information is telling you that after we have s-x….i always take a huge dump……on their chest!
~not another teen movie~
a verb form used casually to describe the scoring of a runner in baseball.
“why does javier vazquez have such a pedestrian era despite having a solid whip ratio and walk/strikeout rates?
–i guess that teams have been good at plating their baserunners against him.”
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