platinum cheerio
a cheerio is a term given to a woman’s v-g-n- that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. after having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other v-g-n-s and no other could possible compare.
d-ck; d-mn jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!
jane; not really, i have a cheerio!
d-ck; well, we’ve been at it for three hours and it hasn’t loosened up. your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.
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