Platitude
platypus with att-tude
the best way to keep your kids away from s-x is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them plat-tude.
a platypus’s att-tude, in a negative way.
“man when i went to the zoo i was given some serious plat-tude!”
a measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a gl-ss. hence, a full gl-ss will have no plat-tude, and yet an empty one will be full of plat-tude.
mark said, “i need another drink, this one’s full of plat-tude.”
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