Platter Splatter
a s-xual act in which the woman/submissive male utilizes a p-n-s as an axis of rotation that is inserted into the r-ct-m or v-g-n- of the partic-p-nt who then spins around, periodically getting -j-c-l-t-d upon, by surrounding males.
this one chick tried getting platter splattered last night but she forget she had a d-ck in both her -n-s and v-g-n-, resulting in a bizarre looking twizzler.
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