Platycorn
a platycorn is a mythical creature with the lips of an obese platypus, the horn of a unicorn, and the body of a r-t-rded goat. the platycorn made its first appearance during an incredibly dirty game of drunken pictionary.
ivan tried to draw a goat, but he’s an alcoholic who sucks at art, so instead he drew a platycorn.
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