Platypus Dick
a large p-n-s which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.
the conference room was noisy so i decided to pull out my rock hard platypus d-ck and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession…that got their attention. hey ladies.
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