platypuss
the most f-cked up animal ever concieved!!!
“its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one f-cked up animal!”
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noun. said of a fugly, f-cked up looking person who is to cover their face permanently if possible.
justin: maybe you should ask her out!
seantel: ishu crazy??? she a platypuss!
justin: i kno…bet she put out easy.
sarah silverman is such a platypuss!
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