Platypussy

a v-g-n-, with a loose, floppy l-b– that hangs down like the bill of a duck-billed-platypus.

however, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the duck-billed-platypus, most “platyp-ssys” or “platyp-ss-” for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do not have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
-“how was it?”
-“good until she took her underwear off, total platyp-ssy.”
-“did you find the electroreceptors?”
-“i don’t think it had those.”
a platyp-ssy is a v-g-n- that is so incredibly tight that the penetrator literally needs to use a shoe-horn to shove his c-ck inside of it. following release and withdrawal, the shoe-horn is left extruding from the c-nt, resembling a hairy mammal with a duck-like beak (i.e., a platypus).
herbert: my dear walter, why are you having such difficulty donning your shoes?

walter: because i left my shoehorn inside a woman’s v-g-n-l opening last night after i shoved my chode in there.

herbert: i dare say, it must have been a platyp-ssy!

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1. the plural form of the word platypus;
a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern australia. it has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. frequently used term to describe a group of “b-tches”.
caitlin: i don’t hang out with those girls anymore, they were b-tches.
nathan: fo’ realz, what a posse o’ platyp-ss-es!
1. the plural form of the word platypus;
a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern australia. it has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. frequently used term to describe a group of “b-tches”.
caitlin: i don’t hang out with those girls anymore, they were b-tches.
nathan: fo’ realz, what a posse o’ platyp-ss-es!
1. the plural form of the word platypus;
a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern australia. it has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. frequently used term to describe a group of “b-tches”.
caitlin: i don’t hang out with those girls anymore, they were b-tches.
nathan: fo’ realz, what a posse o’ platyp-ss-es!
1. the plural form of the word platypus;
a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern australia. it has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. frequently used term to describe a group of “b-tches”.
caitlin: i don’t hang out with those girls anymore, they were b-tches.
nathan: fo’ realz, what a posse o’ platyp-ss-es!
a platypus sized vag
see epilatyp-ssy
wow man her’s is so big!

big enough to be a platyp-ssy?

h-ll yeah!

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