Plaxicoed
v. to shoot yourself in the foot i.e. doing something stupid that will cause your demise.
1) after getting away with murder, o.j. sure did manage to plaxico himself.
2) police officer: “excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?”
joe: “i was too drunk to notice the light had changed”
police officer: “it sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself”
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