play army
to preform oral s-x on a male while he holds a salute.
from tripping the rift:
chode: you wanna play army?
big breasted tv reporter: how do you play that?
chode: i salute and you blow the h-ll outta me.
despite what creepy pervs say, playing army is a pickup line that works. works like this…..
guy: hey do you wanna play army?
girl: whats that???
guy: when i lay on the ground and you blow the h-ll outta me
half of the time it works because its so funny
to partic-p-te in f-ll-t–.
“megan came over to play army with me last night. man that girl could suck the crome off a ball hitch!”
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