Play by Play
when you say that you dont need a ‘play by play’ it means you dont need the full details.
“hey. i only asked how the party went to be polite, i dont need a friggin play by play of the evening!”
when you broadcast your every move throughout the day to people who probably don’t care on s.n.s’s such as facebook and twitter.
9:01 a.m – just woke up, i’m hung over.
9:04 a.m – finally out of bed, should i take a p-ss or should i drink some advil and take a p-ss after wards so the extra liquid can p-ss out.
9:04 a.m – well i decided to take some advil first, here it goes!
9:05 a.m – it looks like it’s going to rain outside
you get the point… play by play
1.) describing a bowl movement as it happens.
2.) giving full details while on the toilet
person 1, “oh! this toilet seat is very cold and i’m starting to prairie-dog”
person 2, “wow, i don’t need the play-by-play!”
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