Play the Bi Card
to get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him partic-p-ting in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.
girl #1: joel is losing interest in me. i caught him texting some other chick.
girl #2: did you play the bi card yet?
girl #1: no, but i will. can i name you as my bi girlfriend?
girl #2: yeah, what are friends for?
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