PLAY THE CLITAR
female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl’s finger into her own gash or to tickle her cl-toral b-tton.
went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! my girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the cl-tar as she sat on the toilet. shortly thereafter, her and i scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.
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