play the sexophone
to engage in c-nn-l-ng-s; the “s-xophone” is the entire v-lv-, including the fallopian tubes. when drawn as a diagram, the v-lv- could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.
last night jennifer sucked my c-ck and i’d play the s-xophone until we both gazzed.
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