Playdoh Hair
you know, it’s that thing when guys who are wearing bathing suits with a net need drop a deuce in a body of water. the load strains through the net and looks like someone squeezing playdoh hair. it can be brunette, blond, or dirty blond (with corn). dirty blond is achieved by eating a bowl of nib-lets every morning for breakfast.
d-mn i really need to take a playdoh hair here on the river. didn’t get to take a beer sh-t this morning so it looks like i’ll playdoh hair in the lake. look at that dirty blond playdoh hair floating down the greenbelt.
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