Playdough Pussy
a v-g-n- in which has been penetrated hundreds of times giving it the appearance of used playdough. many men think this is disgusting and will without hesitation run from the sight of the horrid stench trench. in other words,its a v-g-n- that has lost its warmth and tightness,creating a cold,dark vacc-m of sp-ce,similar to a blackhole. proceed with caution, its been known to suck in light and destroy any organic material that enters it.
guy “my god man,the girl i took back to the hotel last night had a playdough p-ssy”
friend ” omg dude!! are you okay?”
guy “yeah but it ate my right hand,i wont be able to bate it anymore.
friend ” sounds like a personal problem”
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