playing baseball with an ax and a grenade
a phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
johnny: did you hear that bruce is going to be free climbing the grand canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his p-n-s!?
gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
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