Playing Flappy Bird
the pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid p-n-s with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.
“yo, you try this flappy bird game yet? i heard it’s real addicting.”
“heh, i’m playing flappy bird right now.”
“well how is it- what in the h-ll man, you’re disgusting!”
“well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you’re actually jerking off. “
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