Playing Hospice
v. when all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. you do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn’t involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. a pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. closely related to “big fat f-ck-a-thon”.
“i’m so hungover! all i am doing today is playing hospice! let’s order pizza, but you’ve got to go to the door, i’m dying.”
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