playing leapfrog with a unicorn
a game that has extreme risk involved… if you don’t make it, your -n-l virginity is gone.
also anyone who plays this is gay.
police officer, looking at a mutilated body: what happened here?
friend of mutilated body: bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it…
police officer: was bobby a queer?
friend: oh yea
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