playing Mormon baseball
playing mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild “s-xual” acts that mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:
eye contact, light banter, holding hands (no interlacing fingers! that’s for sl-ts and wh-r-s), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.
i could hear elder drew and sharron playing mormon baseball last night in the other room. i think they were watching 19 kids and counting on the couch together!
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