playing slug
the act of covering one’s self in lotion and rolling around on the floor of one’s bathroom.
guy: dude i really need to relax i’m so stressed out from life right now.
friend: just go home and play slug, it always helps me get my mind off things.
guy: i used up all of my lotion playing slug last week though.
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