playing stupid
pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble
“excuse me sir, can i see your ticket…you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.
“oh, i had no idea, how do you even get there?
“go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium.”
“okay thanks”
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“haha, i love playing stupid, it works every time.”
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