Playing the Quarter Sized Violin
a euphemism for male masturbation. the humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect p-n-s). violin’s are also “hard”, “made of wood”, and require careful “fingering”. vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
yeah, i accidentally walked in on derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.
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