Playing the xylophone
when a man smacks his p-n-s against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl’s ribcage.
originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
“dude, i played her xylophone last night”
“im playing her xylophone later”
“may i play your xylophone?”
“i think with her i’d be playing the xylophone”
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