playing with the bishop’s nephew
“playing with the bishop’s nephew” is the act of masturbating while taking a sh-t in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while sh-tting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.
derek: “hey ronny, what’s happening?”
ronny: “ah nothin’, just hangin’ at the crib.”
derek: “well, you wouldn’t believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop’s nephew, and next thing you know this b-tch starts flippin’ out.”
ronny: “what’d you do then?”
derek: “i told the b-tch to chill the f-ck out, i’m just playing with the bishop’s nephew.”
ronny: “sounds reasonable enough.”
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