pleasure cannon
a mans p-n-s, called this because it allows a woman endless fun as well as your left/right hand. also because it fires projectile loads, targets can be mouths, pic of your mates hot maw etc! fun fun fun for everyone!
claire “my favourite ride is the pleasure cannon”
“he shot me with his pleasure cannon”
“my cannon is aimed at your mouth, prepare to receive!”
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