Plebspeak
the literate form of being a f-cking imbecile. if you can’t sound enough like an idiot online, you purposely misspell words to sound like your tongue has been completely paralyzed as an effect of the devastating concussion caused when your parents dropped you as an infant.
“yo, did you watch suicide squad?”
“yeth.” (plebspeak for ‘yes’)
“yeth?”
“yeth! it’s like ‘yes’, but with the ‘th’ sound in the end.”
“you’re f-cking insufferable
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