Pledge
the initiation process when one joins a frat or sorority. sometimes it involves hazing.
im gonna pledge at alpha kappa alpha.
i am a pledge. i want to be popular and somebody on campus. i want to meet girls in sororities. i’m so young and immature. i had a blast at rush and wasn’t sure what i was really getting myself into. i dance at mixers and try to hook up with as many girls as i can. i clean for hours a week so that my frat doesn’t haze me as bad. i work the bar at parties. i get my pm beers. i skip my early cl-sses because i get no sleep and i’m always hung over. i go on facebook during study hours. i can sit in a refugee position for hours. i will do push ups and wall sits until i go limp. i throw awesome pledge parties that everyone pays for. the people at my parties only get about 4 beers because my frat brothers get first priority. i eat really disgusting things. i drink until i puke. i then drink more. i will play you in pong until i get lucky and win or p-ss out from losing. my frat shaves my eye brows. my frat wants me to be immune to alcoholism. i have no money. i carry a bag with me everywhere. i am a walking convenient store. i don’t know the greek alphabet. i sleep at my sweethearts house. i get no respect. i am loud outside of my frat house. i always have a story. my high school friends will not recognize me during breaks because of how much i’ve changed. i am having the most fun ill never want to have again. i can’t wait for h-ll week so i can finally be a brother. i am nothing. i am a t-rd. i am a frat pledge.
brother 1: d-mn how’d you get your kitchen so clean.
brother 2: ha my pledges spent 30 minutes in here, then i made them do push ups until they cry’d.
a ridiculously lazy sh-t who literally spends his working day doing nothing and then gets promoted for no explainable reason. likes to have fun and verbally abuse people for sh-ts and giggles. has a receding hairline that seems to make him look like a young peter sutcliffe
“that gentleman who stares at his computer and does sod all has been promoted again”
“that’s what is called a pledge”
1)the process of being a complete and utter b-tch and receiver of countless -n-l rapings.
2)a c-cksucker
1)when mike’s mom asked him why he was walking funny, she realized that nothing needed to be said since he was in fact a pledge.
2)i cant tell if hugh grant is a pledge or just british.
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