pleptitude
1. an ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person’s credentials
“his cv was laden with plept-tudes”
Read Also:
- Pluoting
pluoting – the act of eating something when your supposed to be answering a question. comes from the fruit pluot (a hybrid of plum and apricot). first heard on episode 2 of the who’s your daddy podcast. the student couldn’t answer the teachers unexpected question becuse he was pluoting his candy bar.
- PMTCATS
being really excited about achieving something individually, but failing and showing public disappointment. like paul mccartney trying to catch a free t-shirt at a brooklyn nets game in december of 2013. did you see that guy think he could jump over that railing, try, and bust his face? totally pmtcats. he was so b-tt hurt.
- poal
the favored spelling of “poll”, for maximum effect see also moar, poast, toast moar poals plz!! 1 more definition the act of putting your p-n-s in someone’s ear. “yeah, last night john gave me poal! it was amazing when he came in my ear.”
- Pocket Hernia
noun – an opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one’s jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. technically, it’s a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket. boy1 to boy2: with that many keys in your pocket, it’s no […]
- podular device
the piece of plastic that holds all your music, that you plug headphones into to enjoy. could you please hand me my podular device