Plerp


the resultant mess of an accidental and simultaneous release of a minimum of three bodily fluids/solids and/or g-sses, usually due to excessive intoxication. these include, but are not limited to, urine, faeces, saliva, vomitus, flatus, s-m-n, and snot.
x came home from a party last night reeking of absynthe, and when i went to wash his underwear they were covered in plerp, i mean, his own wee, white wee-wee, and cr-p
a small amount of compacted marijuana, usually amounting up to a bowl.
hey man, will you sell me a little plerp for 5 bucks?

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