pling
a type of jewelry identical in appearance to bling but made of plastic. pling combines the word plastic with bling, hence, “pling”
“hey, dominic! nice bling! is it new?”
“yeah, it’s new, but it’s just pling”
short for dumpling. also a pet name for a sweet or perfect girlfriend. known to have antennae and pork/cabbage filling.
pling is sleeping, how adorable.
just the bestest most perfect person that you could ever meet – even if she has a green face!
thats pling, you can’t shoot her!
the food particles in between your teeth that are removed when flossing.
kelly was sick and tired of cleaning molly’s pling from the bathroom mirror.
to fake an injury
hutch: ahhh…ahhhh….my dislocated shoulder
sonny-bill: mate stop plinging i know your other shoulder is your bad one
expensive body jewelry worn on the male or female genitals.
“my bish got her cl-t pierced, and got some fat -ss pling in dere.”
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