plinkette
a house featuring college-aged “females” who are uglier than a pre-op gretta van susteran on heroin. if you become aware of such a domicile, for the love of everything holy, avoid it. these “females” are not to be trusted, even though they will blow anything that walks (or maybe give a peenie p-ck-r). entrance into a plinkette is infectious, in the form of hiv/aids or syphillis
-hey man, did you hear about that party?
-yeah man, but that place is a total plinkette!
-aw f-ck man, let’s go m-st-rb-t-
-word
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