plod
1) the police
2) a policeman or woman
1 – i was trying to rob the lawnmower out of this bloke’s shed when the b-st-rd clocked me and rang the plod.
2 – i got chased right down bewley drive by this one plod.
a type of breakbeat in which the kick drum is played on beats 1 and 3 of a measure, emulating a walking or “plodding” sound
“vandal-captain magic” is a plod breakbeat tune
a person who seems to potter around from one thing to another, especially when in a hurry. very slow and without conviction.
oscar: “gemma! we have to go or we’ll be late!
gemma: “derp!”
oscar: “are you plodding around again?!”
parking lot of doom
commonly used on message boards, forums, fansites, or communities for the office. the parking lot of doom is the dunder mifflin scranton parking lot.
it is called the parking lot of doom because it is the place where jim confessed his love for pam and she turned him down.
the plod is a sad place.
something that is exceedingly cr-p
“those hersheys chocolate bars are a load of plod”
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