Ploggard
ploggard: to be ploggard
to be ploggard is to be so drunk you are no longer able to converse like a regular human being, most likely to be mistaken as someone suffering from cerebral palsy. (aka a spastic)
loss of co-ordination occurs as well as all moral behaviours.
s-xual hardware is more than likely to fail or become unusable.
gastric discharge will more than lily occur.
“man im gonna get so f-cking ploggard.”
“did u see that guy he was absolutly ploggard”
“you dont look so great” “i was ploggard last night”
“that guy dances like a ploggard person”
“that guy seems r-t-rded” “you sure he isnt ploggard”
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