Plöner Pucker-tini
a traditional northern european -n-l-tomical ice-cold c-cktail. when a person inserts ice cubes into their -n-l cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. the drink can be personalized for “shaken” or “stirred”. if shaken, -n-s must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. if stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. -n-l rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.
angelica: hey andre, f-ck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous plöner pucker-tinis….shaken, with a raw sugar rim.
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