plonker


dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
you are such a plonker, rodney.
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
bob – why didnt my food cook ?
john – you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
a w-lly! or a dopey person
rodney u plonker!
a game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.

each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents b-lls with their p-n-s. the receiver must ensure that their p-n-s is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. this is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
“man i think your girlfriends hot; i’ll give you a game of plonkers for her”
1. a person who “plonks” all the time

2. a very lazy person

3. a procrastinator
my boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.
an absolute nut case
luke don’t, he will kill you, he’s a plonker
nursery word for poos, after the ‘plonk’ they make when they hit the water.
oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it’s full of plonkers!

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