Plop and Flush
when someone’s sh-t hits the toliet, they kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.
girl 1: omg!
girl 2: what happened?
girl 1: i just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn’t have the audacity to plop and flush.
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