plort
a fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.
‘plort’ went the body as it sank into the quicksand.
plaid shorts, usually not acceptable to wear out in public unless at a golf tourament.
people who want to get laid should not wear plorts.
plaid shorts. usually worn as swim wear, the style is making a comeback for daily wear. plorts are a close cousin of the jort, or blue jean shorts.
that guy is wearing some sweet plorts.
to run into a building by accident
“i’m going to the bank…wait, why am i in mcdonald’s? i just plorted.”
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