Plotch
(verb) to chowder ones pants.
oh my g-d, that girl was so hot that i plotched myself.
the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something …also a subst-tute for j-zzed or c-mmed
alex:what would you say if i were black?
dylan:i’d say plotch again?!
dylan:then i’d laugh cuz i said plotch
or
d-mn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
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