plow monkey
when a combination of intoxcation – and tomfoolery leads to stupidity.
jim had arrived at plow monkey status, having mixed his own drinks all day.
watch-out! he’s gone completely plow monkey!
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portmanteau of poison and position pick your poision. ;]
- polish snowball
when ingaged in s-xual intercourse, the man pulls his p-n-s out before -j-c-l-t–n; -j-c-l-t-s into his hand. then proceeds to throw the s-m-n at his partner,preferably at the face. my wife was very upset when i gave her a polish snowball.
- poochew
the action of chewing(tobacco) and p–ping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy. why were you in the bathroom for so long? lay off devil woman! i was having a poochew.
- Poopmanteau
a portmanteau created by combining a pre-existing word with the word p–p. it is itself both a portmanteau and a p–pmanteau. jake: man this computer is so slow fred: i know. it’s more like a comp–per, amirite? jake: that’s a darn good p–pmanteau.
- poopular cupping
the act of catching p–p in a cup as it comes out straight from the tap. i gave up booting windows after it sat at the loading screen p–pular cupping for over an hour.