Plowing the Cow
v. to have s-x with a fat woman, usually out of pity or necessity.
man 1: what did you do last night?
man 2: i was so desperate that i resorted to plowing the cow.
Read Also:
- Suilin
the name “suilin” is translated from the chinese word meaning “strange fish”. girls with the name of suilin are usually strong minded people who don’t like to be crossed, but will always be there for the people that matter. she is usually a hard worker, and in her spare time enjoys reading and watching tv. […]
- Sumdown
to summarize information down into a shorter sentence. “we need to clean the house today because it is vary dirty ‘ let me sumdown this for you. house is dirty, so lets clean it.” “the cat has alot of dirt and mud on it ‘let me sumdown this for you, the cats dirty.”
- super awkward turtle
this is the same as your regular awkward turtle except one will flip his hands upside down. this creates a turtle as though it were on its back and unable to move. this may only be used in super awkward moments which happen very rarely in life. telling a mom joke in a group to […]
- dick hungry
a girl who is just looking to have s-x with anyone, talking to multiple guys at once, writing facebook status’s about needing a boyfriend for s-x and cuddles. g-d d-mn you know that jessica b-tch? she’s d-ck hungry as f-ck.
- dicklessdickhead
a person previously thought of as a d-ckhead with the added feature of having no d-ck or p-n-s literally or figuratively. that d-cklessd-ckhead kelly has smoked up all the crystal meth.