PLTM
please listen to me –
usually used when you need to convey a serious point to someone, usually used over the internet where facial expressions are meaningless
girl: i love you
boy: yeah course you do
-boy turns to friend-
boy:”hey mike get over here”
girl: pltm! i said i love you
boy: oh, you do?… -heartfelt moment-
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