Plub

an extremely fat v-g-n-. usually really hard to navigate around.
sammy: yo, i was about to hook up with sara but then i felt her plub and ran like h-ll!

nick: you gotta be careful with those plubs!
not quite a club, not quite a pub.
the peel hotel in melbourne, australia, has the feel of a club but the look of a pub, but if you’re not in the mood for either, then this place is the ideal ‘plub’.
the white fatty part of chicken that needs to be cut off before it can be enjoyed.
jess: has the chicken been deplubed?

me: completely.
a plub is anything you want. anything at all. if you just can’t remember the word for something say plub instead. or it can be used as an insult. pretty much anything can be a plub.
“wow! look at that plub,”
“it’s a plub morning today,”
“plub off,”
“go plub yourself,”
“eat my plub,”
“stick your plub in mine and we can make more plub,”
“get in my plub,”
to place your lips on someones bare stomach and blow making a farting noise.
this term was created in the mid 1950’s in south omaha by a family with the surname sempek.
my grandkids love it when i plub them.
just like a normal pub, except with bouncers (like a nightclub).
uneducated aquaintance: hey man, you want to go out to finnegan’s wake for a drink?

educated self: what, that plub? no way man, i’ll get i.d.’d; just like if we went to a club. let’s go to a real pub instead.