Pluck a’ Nut
(n) to reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—s-xual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, -n-l penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of call of duty play.
pluck a’ nut
boyle: shoog! hurry the f-ck up, we’re running late!
kat: hey, you need to f-cking cool it—go pluck a’ nut why don’t you.
boyle: -sigh- okay—have you seen my lotion? i think we’re out of zucchini.
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