Pluck My Pubes
when you would rather “pluck your p-b-s” than do what was asked/suggested.
what? i’d rather pluck my p-b-s!!!
oh yeah sure, i’ll just go pluck my p-b-s and then do that!
i swear, i would’ve plucked my p-b-s over that!
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