Plude

plude is a word used by ojibway in manitoba in various reservations, it originated in sagkeeng and is now speading throughout manitoba and canada. plude is the meaning of p-n-s in the soto community.
plude was made for frog
6 more definitions
a plude is basically a creeper/goon/dumb-ss who looks like an idiot in any social setting. it can also be an annoying person or just a general insult
get the f-ck out of my face you f-cking plude
1. (proper noun) a rare to very rare surname, originating from the brittany region of france, dialectually meaning “swamp” or “marshland”. possibly adapted from the more common “plourde.” it is said that all individuals with this surname are distanctly related due to the seldomness of having it, but that remains a challenged debate.

2. (noun) an individual of this family name. a common misconseption of these individuals is their lack of intelligence or skill, when each member is a highly intellectual and well-bred. although they may not appear to be much, their kindness and welcoming personalities, as well as their remarkable talents are often the impetus of a great deal of jealousy from others. they are, metaphorically speaking, “diamonds in the rough.”
(example of “plude” is not necessary.)
plude was the invention of “the attack kazbuski” (not sure about the spelling) who decided one day that the first letters of almost every word in a sentence should be replaced with “pl.” and frankly it is just awesome.
platever pluuuuuude.
someone who is interested in computers, science, and nothing else. one to who’m the concept of friends and relationships are non existant. a plude might also have the random urge to talk very loudly, spit apalling amounts of saliva on the talk-ee. pludes are very well known to profoundly use the words “f-ck”, and “dammnt”. pludes are generaly the grade -ssholes who rats out on other cl-ssmates, therefore making them very well hated.
plude: dammnt! my f-cking laptop got another virus. it was your fault.

cool person: no, god hates you, thats why you got a virus.

g-d: hahahahaha
being extremely obnoxious and talking at extremely high volumes without even realizing it. oh yeah, and you’re usually really unattractive.
d-mn, that girl is a plude!
i am the attack kazbuski. the spelling of my name may vary from region to region. however, that’s not why i’m here. i was sent to tell you all the tale of plude. plude was a righteous dude (righteous meaning he was the embodiment of the ‘ch’ sound in the word), and he was the height of ridiculosity. i could not fathom the ridiculosity to that degree, so i had to become even more ridiculous to battle him. then i transformed his ‘dude-hood’ into ‘plude-hood,’ making everything he was, did, said, or thought, into the realm of plude. it’s difficult because you can’t learn the plude-ship, you only know it. and most who practice it only know it for face value. see the example to gain some, but not a sufficient, idea of the plude.
shmy name tis trike. ply plike to plo to pleep in the pliddle of shla play. shly shlink pli’m plotally schlweet. platever pludes!