Plump Pump
a submissive female who understands that she is mainly kept for domestic ch-r-s and food preparation, but knows she can also serve as a c-m catcher when her man doesn’t feel like going out to get some quality p-ssy.
ben was to exhausted work to go out and have fun, so he had his plump pump make him some dinner and suck down a load as he watched tv.
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